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May 18, 2013 / myfunnybone

Macca’s Chef

My friend Ronnie worked in the kitchen at McDonald’s until he went adventurous. He tried new recipes not at all listed on their official menu. After he got sacked they stopped serving macaronis there. (Macca Ronnie’s)

May 18, 2013 / myfunnybone

Chicken Recipe

Terry was a chef who didn’t take rejection personally.
When everyone turned up their nose at his new chicken recipe
he advertised it on the menu as “Terry yucky chicken”. (teriyaki)

August 18, 2012 / myfunnybone

Overheard in the bathroom

cubicle No 1: Hello, how are you?

cubicle No 2: Well, eh, fine – thanks!

cubicle No 1: I’m really excited about meeting you! Can I come in?

cubicle No 2: Sorry, but I am kind of busy right now…

cubicle No 1: Listen, I’ll have to call you back – some imbecile keeps on answering everything I say…

August 18, 2012 / myfunnybone

New trend in the office

I noticed that now people are giving names to the food in the fridge.

Today I had a tuna sandwich called Kevin.

August 24, 2011 / myfunnybone

My brother was so poor

when he was hungry he used to go to KFC and lick other people’s fingers.

July 25, 2011 / myfunnybone

Do you always wake up grumpy?

No, I let him sleep in…

July 25, 2011 / myfunnybone

Kissing…

…is a way to get two people so close to each other that they can’t see what’s wrong with them!

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