Overheard in the bathroom
cubicle No 1: Hello, how are you?
cubicle No 2: Well, eh, fine – thanks!
cubicle No 1: I’m really excited about meeting you! Can I come in?
cubicle No 2: Sorry, but I am kind of busy right now…
cubicle No 1: Listen, I’ll have to call you back – some imbecile keeps on answering everything I say…

