My friend Ronnie worked in the kitchen at McDonald’s until he went adventurous. He tried new recipes not at all listed on their official menu. After he got sacked they stopped serving macaronis there. (Macca Ronnie’s)
Terry was a chef who didn’t take rejection personally.
When everyone turned up their nose at his new chicken recipe
he advertised it on the menu as “Terry yucky chicken”. (teriyaki)
cubicle No 1: Hello, how are you?
cubicle No 2: Well, eh, fine – thanks!
cubicle No 1: I’m really excited about meeting you! Can I come in?
cubicle No 2: Sorry, but I am kind of busy right now…
cubicle No 1: Listen, I’ll have to call you back – some imbecile keeps on answering everything I say…
I noticed that now people are giving names to the food in the fridge.
Today I had a tuna sandwich called Kevin.
when he was hungry he used to go to KFC and lick other people’s fingers.
No, I let him sleep in…
…is a way to get two people so close to each other that they can’t see what’s wrong with them!